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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Jersey Shore Pro Wrestling!! (JSPW)



 HAHAHA omg this is just wrong. I laughed so hard when I watched Snookie wobble down to the ring as her stupid Jersey Shore theme polluted the airway, too bad this vid starts after that horrible little clip. Even the commentators dissin' on Snookie! I wanna know who in the hell decided to try to merge anything from Jersey Shore onto Pro Wrestling they need t be fire,... out of a cannon into the sun immediately. Did I hear the audience boo? Oh yeah I did. I haven't watched much WWE in the past couple of years, but this almost brings a tear to my eye. R.I.P. WWE. and WTF VICKIE GUERRERO? HOLY SHIT YOU ARE UGGLY nobody that ugly should be promoted in front of an audience, I'm sorry ugly people. And am I the only person in the world that realizes WWE Corp. thinks Video Guerrero is getting traditional "heat"? No my friends, that is what I like to call "Assassination Heat" that you guys are messing with. This bitch is sooo annoying that it's basically like WWE is playing with fire everytime she comes out there. I sit, watch, and wonder if this could be the night that a fan actually kills a performer. Just shut the shhhhh up with the "excuse me!!!" crap. Gawwwwd.

Ummm... yeah... so anyway Snookie isn't hot enough to be a diva. Then again they have been letting almost anybody in lately. I'm gonna go out an a limb and say she isn't much of a brawler either..



Then again that thing might've fit in well back in the attitude era... maybe she could have tag teamed with the human hand Mae Young gave birth to. :-)

The WWE has officially died years ago, this is just a result of rotting in hell I assume. And to think... The Rock came back to "save" the WWE... mm mm mm...At least Trish Stratus was there... she so fine....

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